A highly questionable innovation

The Virtual Whoopee Cushion

The internet's most sophisticated fart simulator. Unfortunately.

A virtual whoopee cushion recreates the classic party gag with a little digital mischief. Press below for a random, licensed comedy sound. Audio starts only after you interact.

The cushion is inflated. Your reputation is not yet affected.

Tap, click, or press Enter/Space. Please point the speaker away from important meetings.

Sound onSound is on. Press the cushion to play a sound.

Sound effects: Mixkit, used under its Free Sound Effects License. Credit and source links below.

Sound credits and licences

• Funny cartoon fast splat (Mixkit)
• Cartoon fart sound (Mixkit)
• Cartoon strong fart (Mixkit)
• Cartoon quick splat (Mixkit)
• Cartoon fart or splat (Mixkit)
• Farting doubt male laugh (Mixkit)
• Cartoon fart triple (Mixkit)
• Wet accident fart (Mixkit)
• Cartoon fail blow fart (Mixkit)
• Farting balloon deflate (Mixkit)
• Armhole farting (Mixkit)
• Long arcade synth fart (Mixkit)
• Fart #005 (Freesound CC0)
• WAV Fart Vegan 086 (Freesound CC0)
• Fart 3 (Freesound CC0)
• Juicy Fart 5 (Freesound CC0)
• Fart 6 (Freesound CC0)
• Fart 23 (Freesound CC0)
• Fart 50 (Freesound CC0)
• Trumpet Fart (Freesound CC0)
• Liquid Fart (Freesound CC0)
• Loud and Flabby Farts (Freesound CC0)
• Farts Fake 001 (Freesound CC0)
• Nasty Fart (Freesound CC0)
• Fart Recording (Freesound CC0)
• Chair Fart (Freesound CC0)
• Close Fart (Freesound CC0)
• Whoopee Cushion Recording (Freesound CC0)
• Flatulence (Freesound CC0)

Source page: Mixkit free fart sound effects.